The Water of Uncertainty
The greatest challenge for the human mind is how to have unwavering belief in that which cannot be proven. As humans we seek to find the empirical evidence in everything. What we fail to realize is that everything we know can be questioned with the same logic.
With Get Success Publishing!
What are some of your programs that you use to prepare girl into becoming princesses? Not sure this pertains to our company, but we use an international exposure of their published books to create a very positive image. By Nancy Mattox
Ye Have Not, Because Ye Ask Not
Many of our Lords Words have been portrayed by man as clichés and superficial, one dimensional meanings. In the Christian family, we regurgitate most of what we've heard without an intimate, detailed study of that particular thing. If it rolls off the tongue well, then it must be supreme Truth and the sanctuary goes wild (in my sports announcers’ voice).
Kimmie Robinson, Founder of eLATION Magazine
Elation Magazine, owned by Kimmie Robinson, is an inspirational magazine that focuses on spreading the word of God to the world, and uplifting souls worldwide. In this video are just a few inspirational messages to encourage and introduce you to Elation Magazine.
Sunday with Nuts with Dre
Hello and How are you? This is your next best friend De Andre Ivory the things that are Out Of Order for the week, as well as, the Church Announcements. With my Out Of Order list these are things that are identified by me as things or situations people need help and guidance with. I believe in my Spirit that I am here to be a Blessing and not a Curse! So these may some of the things you or someone you know struggle with from day to day or may not even realize you caught up in such spiritual or social stupidity. I am here to help week in and week out so that we all are inline with the Father and not Out Of Order!
1). If you jumping around and shouting in the spirit but stop all of a sudden to take a selfie with the Pastor!
2). If you wearing flip flops and the bottom of your feet dirtier than the bottom of your flip flops!
3). If your smile jacked up because your gold tooth in the pawn shop!
4). If you get on a talking scale and it says "quit playing...two of y'all get off!
5). If you vote for Donald Trump!
6). If you call 'making a life decision" taking your last $20. and putting gas in your car to get to work for the rest of the week or buying a bag of weed!
7). If your pastor got stripper pole in his office!
8). If your ten year old daughter know all of Beyoncé's songs but think Rosa Parks is a place with a bunch of swings and a merry-go-round!
9). IF YOU VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP!!!!!!
Next we will have the church announcements for the Jesus Take The Wheel I Got The Gas Missionary Baptist Church.
1). Let's take this time to wish Deacon Johnson and his wife Happy Anniversary!......
2). And Happy birthday to his mistress Sister Linda Maxwell and his baby mama Sister Glenda Hightower ( I hope I didn't leave anyone out)!
3). Young Sister Chanique please stop going on Maury. If you can't find the daddy in 5 tries just let be baby....enough is enough!
4). Next man hug my wife after church gone get these hands laid on them!
5). We had to let Bro. Lionel go. He will no longer direct the praise team. We wish him well, but you not gone be in here direction the choir and wearing daisy dukes with the back of your robe cut out! The Devil is a Lie!
6). Minister Hampton will be going overseas to South Africa to help build and work in the homeless shelters for orphans over there and I assured him the church would take care of his travel.....so I need somebody to check on the ticket prices for Greyhound and get back with me by next Tuesday!
7). To the 3 white people that showed up in the sanctuary last Sunday with "Vote Trump" tee shirts on, please don't let that be the last time you visit. Matter of fact if come this Sunday I can assure you we will do everything within our power to see that you make it to Heaven...cause we gone beat the Hell out of you!
This concludes the announcements for this week. Join us next week for more words of inspiration and encouragement. And remember...Don't get caught Out Of Order!